Ah Beng – New Stuff


Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book and said,
“My Mobile number has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610”

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, doctor?  Tonight is the final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”.
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole saying “Thanks for compliment.”

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.

He picks it up and says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”

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Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng: If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Ah Beng : The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

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Ah Beng told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It’s already raining.”
Ah Beng : “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”

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A man asked Ah Beng  why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning.

Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM, not AM.

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